Funny Ways to Tell Someone Off
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1.I wish we were better strangers.
2.Sometimes you just meet someone, and you instantly realize you wanna spend your whole life without them.
You are one of those people to me.
3.To most people I say, Auf Wiedersehen, which means the equivalent of 'see you later'; but to you sir, as I have no intention of ever speaking with you again, I say, goodbye.
4.I envy those that haven't met you.
5.There is nothing to be gained by further conversation. Goodbye.
6.I think it's best if you pretend we never met, I already have. Thank you for your understanding.
7. I value your opinion and wish to pick up this conversation at a later date.
8.If I never hear you speak again it will still be far too soon.
9.I no longer wish to put any time or effort into pursing any type of relationship with you.
10.All things must come to an end. Whatever this is must also come to an end. Enjoy your life.
11.I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception.
12.Spare me the pleasure of your company.
13.Is $20 enough to convince you to leave me alone for the rest of my life?
14. I have outgrown you.
15.I'm going to fuck off now, I think you should too.
16.The hardest choices require the strongest wills. We mustn't interact with one another no more.
17.With all due respect, I feel this conversation is not going anywhere. We're talking ourselves in circles and it's clear that we are not equipped to agree with one another. Take care.
18.Best of luck to you and hope life treats you the way you deserve.
19.I won't do this song and dance with you. I'm letting the music play out.
20.I don't wish you any ill will, but I have no desire to speak to you ever again.
21.Now you're just somebody that I used to know.
22.You're highly affectively affecting my life quality in a negative manner and therefore I need you to stay at least a timezone away from me.
23.Off is the general direction in which you should fuck. Kindly refrain from contacting me again.
24.I liked you better as a stranger.
25.What's your name again?
26.I would like to be more polite, but I have no interest in continuing a conversation with you.
27.Escort thyself from my existence, and consider not another utterance.
28.Just going out for some smokes sport, see you in five minutes…
29.May you engage in sexual intercourse far from here, whilst nevermore burdening thyself in confabulation with yours truly.
30.I hope your day is as pleasant as you are.
31.I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to express how i feel about you.
32.Nice knowing you.
33.I don't think it will be necessary for us to see each other again.
34.Hey, I really gotta go, and I'm really busy lately. Tell you what, I'll call you when I'm less busy.
35.Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle.
36.I will let you know when you matter.
37.I think we are having too many unhappy moments. Maybe we could try this again in the future.
38.Lose my number.
39.Be on with your life, friend.
40.I think it would be best for both of us if we each went our own way from here.
41.I don't find conversing with you to be productive. Enjoy your day.
42.I'm even less interested in you than in finishing this sentence, thus…
43.Clearly ONE of us has made a mistake, and wasted the OTHER's valuable time.
44.The way I'm feeling right now is that I never want to talk to you again. I'm asking you to respect that feeling. If I ever feel differently, I'll let you know. Until that time comes, and I'm not saying it will, please don't contact me.
45.I'll pray for you.
46.There are 171,476 words in the English dictionary but none describe how much I wish to hit you with a chair.
47.Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here?
48.You possess all of the virtues I despise and none of the vices I admire. I hope that we can become better strangers to each other.
49.This is where we part ways. I wish you the best, but it's important that you no longer contact me.
50.Via text messaging,
You: "I love you/miss you, we should hang out etc."
Them: "K" 
Source: https://thoughtcatalog.com/january-nelson/2018/11/50-polite-ways-to-tell-someone-to-screw-off-and-never-speak-to-you-again/
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